my coworker was upset last week and really flirty this week so i checked his fb and he is now single
by Kiera Cass (via maxonshreaves)
oh the girl i went on a date with wants to do it again!
one of my friends went up to my portuguese dad and asked “you’re portuguese right?” and he said “no im portugoose there is only one of me” and I started crying
i was thinking of matthew having kids and them posting it to the internet n how cute it would be when i realized i already do that…..